::This one time at Coffee Club Express...

• this 2 bhai kids from delhi came up to ask for water and shah started talking to them in hindi, step hindi... then they gave him weird looks cos they didnt speak it... then after abt 30 mins... the lil boy came up to me and gave me a one rupee coin... omg... how absolutely cute!

• these 2 women were waiting for their passion fruit freeze i was blending so while it was blending i made another drink and shouted SUMMER TEA FREEZE then those kanchiong cheebyes sed "mine mine mine!" and some guy behind them was like "err i think its mine." so when i asked them what drink theirs was they acted blur and sed " i think its passion" so i rolled my eyes and sed "wait its blending" and they were like " oh ok sorry" cheeseeeen! i love making customers feel like fuck turds.

• because our food orders run on a msging system a receipt gets printed out with the food thats supposed to be made... so eddie typed " Orders: Rashidi please make for me staff meal, I M VERY HUNGRY." LOL ok you might not think its funny but it was hilarious to us.

• eddie was making cold drinks with me and he sed "Aye... you go to the cakes there and see who is here." and im like WTF? so i go to the front and see this middle eastern guy with a moustache looking at the pastries and i burst out laughing.... then eddie told everyone "oi.. saddam is here.. dun laugh la!"

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.:If only I could be as cool as you on 4:00 AM:.
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