::IcyHot: 9$
Roommate: 500$ a month
Wooden serving spoon: 4$
Small bag of uncut cocaine: 65$

Getting coked up while listening to P-Funk and then using the wooden serving spoon to rub IcyHot all over your roommates face and asscrack while he's passed out: Priceless.


There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's drugs and shenanigans.
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.:If only I could be as cool as you on 4:54 AM:.
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